The Things Bad Girls Have To Do!

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.Christmas was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tellher mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for Christmas."Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten intotrouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thoughtshe deserved to get a bike for Christmas. Little Carol, of course,thought she did.Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on herbehavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him whyshe deserved a bike for Christmas. Little Carol stomped up the stepsto her room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:Dear God:I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike forChristmas. I want a red one.Your friend,Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl thisyear, so she tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:Dear God:This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, andI would like a red bike for Christmas.Thank you,Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and startedagain.

LETTER 3:Dear God:I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will bea good girl if you just send me a red bike for Christmas.Thank you,Carol

Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her abike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told hermother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan hadworked because Carol looked very sad."Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said.Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. Shelooked around to see if a nyone was there. She picked up a statue of the VirginMary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down thestreet, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and satdown and wrote her letter to God.

LETTER 4:I GOT YOUR MAMA.IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed,YOU KNOW WHO

Wow!

Good news, school semester is almost over and looks like I may pass everything. (Hey, I'm no scholar, so just passing is good enough for me! lol)
Almost Christmas...I can't believe it!
So, I've always been told that Santa keeps of list of who's been naughty and who's been nice...I'm hoping I'm on both lists and get double the presents! Who says it doesn't work that way?!
Well, maybe those on the naughty list get naughty presents....which is not such a bad thing. I know that I have received naughty presents before that I really liked alot! *giggle*
Anyway, as soon as I turn in my last final, I will be on here posting more and telling you all about what this little schoolgirl phone sex slut has been up to, so check back soon!